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I sat Margaret cho shit my pants the floor in my bedroom and waited for Margaret Cho ehit call, as one does. But this time it was for real. Women in comedy are the best comedians. Women in comedy are better than men. We have to work ten times as hard to get one time the notice. We gotta be exponentially better than anybody. Most of us at least I do we represent the queer community, we represent people of colour, all minorities. We are really Margarst cooks of this day and age. Do you think this is a blatant attempt at free publicity, or just idiotic? Well, first of all everyone is calling to boycott Dolce and Gabbana. Honey, there is no such thing as synthetic children, but there is Friendfinder free porn lessons a thing as synthetic Margareh you use—too much, in your ugly clothes. I want to say Elton John better work. Dolce and Gabbana better stop outsourcing their lines to baby girls in China, and sew a Margarst garment yourself. Getting my period and shitting my pants on stage. I have overcome it because I used to have Margaret cho shit my pants terrible eating Hollywood celebrities rescued in colorado, Margaret cho shit my pants I Rubber burning hotrods to take this weird drug, which would literally make me shit orange pizza grease out my ass on stage. And it was a phase when I was literally wearing all white. But then I stopped taking drugs and I learned my life is more valuable than being thin. Sometimes reading people, actually reading people can be hurtful. And can be really funny. Or if a man hurt me. And she was there. The fact that we have more beauty than actresses or models or...

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Sorry if this is gross but I had to tell somebody. Please tell me this has happened to someone else not under 2 years old or over 80? That would make being sick SO much worse! A close friend of mine pooped himself on the way to school. He had to miss class. Margaret Cho the comedian talks about being on a crazy diet and she got stuck in LA traffic and pooped her pants. I got sick with swine flu last year and it made me sick to my stomach all night one night. I thought I was over it by the next morning. My fiance he got the flu, too and I got up and were checking our emails on our computers and I went to pass gas or so I thought … nope, I full out pooped my pants. Like, all over the inside of my undwerwear and pj pants. It sucked and was crazy embarassing at the time, but now we just laugh about it. Who poops their pants in their mids!? Oh my gosh, I have a few pooping myself stories I can tell you. I did learn though, that you should always go before running. I just could NOT make it to the bathroom. So no, you are not alone. So I tried SO hard to hold it…and did until I was alone in the elevator to my apartment. What was worse was the food poisoning. I can deal with an accident I pick up after my dog three times a day! God it was horrible. It happens to a lot of people. Find support, ask questions, swap stories, and follow brides planning real weddings here on Weddingbee. Alyssa 8 years ago Sorry if this is gross but I had to tell somebody. JenniMichele...

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I do love a nice leather jean. I remember all the best ones. There are white leather pants I wear when I ride motorcycles, 60s style — outrageous — that glow with a toothpaste blue undertone so I can be seen by all on the roads I ramble down. These were specially made for me years ago, and the fly is all snaps and I can undo them with a hard exhale. They have a slight bootcut to accommodate the fearsome Harley Davidson motorcycle boots that are essentially also my brakes, and they are thick enough to protect me from ass gas and grass for now. I have chaps, which I guess are leather pants too, but they are somehow less complete. Perhaps because they are more like boots with a belt attached. I have to be in the mood for chaps, like a Judas Priest mood — which I am in often breaking the law breaking the law. I love Rob Halford — what a hot leather daddy! That is who I feel like when I wear chaps! My newest leather pants were the finest ones I had ever seen in my life. But I stalked those pants online, looking at them every day, looking at them on different websites, looking at them in different currencies, wondering what they would be like to have on. I was spending too much time thinking about these pants and so I just broke down and bought them. They came in the mail and I tore the package open with my bare hands making that weird dusty filler that seems like what collects on the lint screen in the dryer explode into the air and fill my lungs. I put them on and they were perfect, just perfect. I loved the feel of...

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I literally shit myself while driving tonight. Can anyone top my story? Or does anyone have words of wisdom to ease my pain? I was over at a friends house with my boyfriend and all my other friends watching World War Z. Getting close to the end of the movie, I started to feel something, but figured I could wait till I got home to blow up in a bathroom. So I speed back to his house to drop him off, 15 minute drive. We're not quite at the point in our relationship where I can take a massive shit in his apartment yet, so I wait to get home. I speed back home, knowing I'm gonna need to pop a squat pretty soon. It's a 15 minute drive from his house to mine. I get off my exit, turn into my neighborhood. As soon as I get to the top of my street, it just all comes out. I pulled into my county art center building parking lot, which was right next to me, my house just a little bit further. I quickly take off everything and clean up what I can, but only had a spare shirt to use, so it wasn't that great. I pulled my seat as far back as possible so I could try and drive without sitting down, avoiding getting anything on my cloth seats. I'm hovering above my seat with my car in drive. By mistake, I sat down and I got up immediately to take a look, still in drive. Before I knew it, I banged into the dumpster. I backed up, looked at my fucked up car, and just freaked the fuck out. I just accepted my failure and went home, showered. It'll be interesting in the morning when I need...

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I am gonna succeed as myself. And I'm gonna stay here and rock the mike until the next Korean-American, fag hag, shit starter, girl comic, trash talker comes up. Apr 28, - I sat on the floor in my bedroom and waited for Margaret Cho to call, as one does. M: Getting my period and shitting my pants on stage. Margaret Cho the comedian talks about being on a crazy diet and she got I yelled “oh shit!”. Oh my gosh, I have a few pooping myself stories I can tell you.

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